Chapter 1.3- One Ugly Skank

22 Jun

Morning time for Daniel and Roscoe!

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Daniel starts the day off by knocking off a zombie or two.

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He then meets some girl who is way too happy right now.

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In his flirtatious stupor, he fails to notice his impending doom.

Doom which totally looks like Nicholas Hoult in Warm Bodies.

No?

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Either way, Daniel has multiple zombies hungry for his brains. Not a good look.

So he whips around and pops that sucker in the face.

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Holy shit there’s blood. Is that from the gun? I don’t think I’ve seen that before. Cool!!

And yes, Daniel, ghosts. You should be worrying about ghosts right now.

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Out of danger, Daniel gets back to basic survival.

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YUM, MINNOW.

His hunger satisfied, Daniel decides to go in search of a better shelter.

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Along the way, he runs into this stunner again.

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Now a seasoned killer, Daniel gazes blankly at his most recent victim.

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He makes his way to this building, which turns out to be a gym. All those windows make it a pretty shitty hiding place.

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Inside, he finds a cute girl named Emelie hiding out. She says her dad and brother have become zombies, so she’s sort of on her own.

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Just then, Emelie’s arm nearly becomes zombie food.

In the words of the great Daryl Dixon, that’s one ugly skank.

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Daniel shoots it, saving Emelie. But Emelie is still pretty innocent about these things, and is a bit put-off. She runs away.

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Daniel decides he needs to be better able to protect fair maidens should the need arise again, and begins instructing Roscoe to hunt.

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WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE WAY. THERE ISN’T EVEN ELECTRICITY.

Whatever. Daniel decides to stay in the gym’s basement for the night.

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Meanwhile, Roscoe is staying up way past his bedtime to go adventurizing.

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He runs through this quiet park.

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And runs into this terrifying dude!! I think that’s Emelie’s dad actually.

Emelie’s dad tries to eat Roscoe.

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So Roscoe hightails it back to the gym and crashes on the floor next to Daniel.

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Daniel is awoken by the creak of the floor above him. Something was inside the gym.

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Multiple somethings. This one appears to be a man of God.

But Daniel isn’t fooled, and he rushes upstairs to kill the zombies.

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I think they were trying to work out.

Sure.

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After that rude awakening, Daniel is starving. He builds a fire and cooks up some breakfast in the snow.

He then decides the gym isn’t safe at all and he should probably find somewhere else to stay.

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He runs into Emelie again! She’s all like omahgahd thanks for saving me bb.

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And he’s all like BOOBS.

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For all Daniel knows, Emelie could be a zombie the next time he sees her, so he starts laying on the moves.

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She’s pretty receptive to his overzealous advances, and she’s got nothing better to do, so she agrees to go with him to his shed.

I wouldn’t recommend allowing yourself to be lead into a guy’s shed this early in the relationship, but Emelie is an unconventional girl. You can tell by the arm warmers.

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Anyways, once they get in there, he gives her the look, and she immediately falls in love. Then there’s a lot of kissy stuff, which all culminates into this.

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Romantic, right?

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Emelie’s fear-addled brain urges her to marry this guy she met yesterday, so of course she does.

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That night, they sleep peacefully in the shed. Roscoe keeps a vigilant watch outside.

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2 Responses to “Chapter 1.3- One Ugly Skank”

  1. janeeyreforce October 15, 2013 at 6:39 am #

    Dude. You’re right! That zombie looks EXACTLY like Holt! But perhaps not quite as cute. ;P

    I really want to try out a gun in-game. Looks fun.

    ‘Now a seasoned killer, Daniel gazes blankly at his most recent victim.’ <– I lol'd. I like your humour, it's very dry (in a good way).

    Emelie is mighty purdy.

  2. ivaneluna February 12, 2015 at 9:19 am #

    Hahaha… Loved the Warm Bodies reference. Doom did look like Holt. And I totally swooned at the mention of Daryl Dixon.

    Emelie’s gorgeous. For some reason, the insta-marriage of sims seems so appropriate for a zombie setting. Yep. Still loving this. ❤ Looking forward to catching up some more, but me has to zzzzzzzzzz… Will surely be reading more of this!

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