Chapter 1.5- Return of the Immortal Gutter Slut

29 Jun

Previously, Daniel and Emelie decorated their dream home! Daniel found a garden, and Emelie barfed everywhere!

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The next morning is super chill. Roscoe and Budge bond, which is pretty cute.

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Emelie really wanted to hug Roscoe, so that was also cute. Dunno what her sleeve’s doing though.

Daniel and Emelie decided to go gardening/vegetable stealing together.

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Along the way, Emelie got stuck inside a bunch of other people.

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Like half the town was stuck here mourning an invisible guy I killed a long time ago. It was really annoying, but I messed around on Master Controller long enough and was able to kill the dude properly.

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Emelie steals some peppers.

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Then this weird girl, in full graduation regalia, comes and invites Daniel inside. She seems unbothered by the fact that he was just stealing her vegetables.

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When Daniel mentions he killed two of her zombie brothers, she takes off. Seriously though, I checked her family tree and he totally killed them.

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Meanwhile, these guys are just enjoying the shit outta life.

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As they garden, Emelie tries to figure out how to tell Daniel what’s on her mind.

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She blurts something about being knocked up and needing tiny shoes.

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Daniel can’t wait to bring a new child into a potentially short and tortured life.

Then, he realizes his young wife and unborn child are out in the middle of zombie territory, and he needs to get her someplace safe.

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Another monk-zombie comes lurching towards them! Emelie’s like, I got this, and pulls out her gun.

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And makes her first kill!

I hate the way sims curl up when they die, it looks like insects.

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Exhausted and out of breath, they finally make it home.

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They settle into bed with their bellies full of fruit.

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Roscoe is a bit more restless. He runs anxiously around outside, whining.

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Slowly something emerges from the bushes.

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It stumbles around on the porch while Budge nervously watches on. The slobbering zombie falls into a chair.

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Budge: Uhhhh whatcha doin?

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Slobbers: Nuffin boo just textin some frands

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Budge: ….?

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Awoken by the noise, Daniel bursts out onto the porch and puts and end to Slobbers’ miserable social life.

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Mmmm, midnight zombie murder is so refreshing.

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From out of nowhere, this nasty thing appears. Daniel panics and shoots aimlessly, spattering himself with zombie gore.

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Bam. Got em.

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Emelie runs out at the sound of gunshots and is disgusted by the foul sight on her porch.

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Prime time for a potato.

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With their property clear of zombies, Daniel and Emelie get into bed and try to go to their happy place.

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Apparently the grim reaper decided to spare this chick, and she’s back as a human, so that’s weird I guess.

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This is what has become of Emelie’s puke toilet, since there’s no way to flush or clean it. Sweet.

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Budge dreams of his hatred for squealing children. He’ll probably have to start living in the attic when the baby comes.

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The next day, Daniel is determined to prevent more uninvited house guests from showing up, so he goes to the gym and steals some fencing to drag back home.

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Then he does this, cause why not? The dumpster contains all kinds of useless items, like TVs, end tables, and cockroaches.

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He uses some of the old furniture he finds to build a nice new crib for the baby.

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Daniel builds a tall fence around the front porch so that he and Emelie can garden and cook in peace.

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So I guess this gutter slut came back. I wonder how many times we’re gonna kill her before she stays dead.

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The fence worked well, and Daniel was now free to leave Emelie at home, knowing she would be safe. There would soon be another mouth to feed, so Daniel spent a lot of time out looking for seeds to start his own garden.

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Roscoe came too, cause pretty =)

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One time they ran into this guy,  who is clearly a hardcore survivalist.

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Daniel hoped the garden would be starting to bloom by the time the baby was born.

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Emelie was learning to play guitar while she waited for the baby to come. She had even made up a few little songs for it.

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One day, Daniel decided to go out and get rid of a few zombies that had been hanging around his yard.

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Inside the house, Emelie starts to feel the beginnings of contractions.

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She tries to steady her breathing, and lays down on the couch to wait for Daniel.

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4 Responses to “Chapter 1.5- Return of the Immortal Gutter Slut”

  1. janeeyreforce October 15, 2013 at 6:53 am #

    ‘Along the way, Emelie got stuck inside a bunch of other people.’ <– I love it when that happens. In game, I mean. Not IRL. That would be…unfortunate.

    Poor slobbers. 😥 Nevar 4get.

    That zombie in the green and orange bodywarmer totally looks like Gordan Freeman.

    ALSO, BAAAABIES.

    • thronepie October 15, 2013 at 11:47 am #

      I had to google Gordan Freeman just cause you mentioned it, and wow it does look like him!

  2. ivanasims March 8, 2015 at 12:26 pm #

    I like the random hardcore surivalist, I hope he made it far! 🙂

    • thronepie March 8, 2015 at 12:51 pm #

      Me too. I liked that guy. Maybe I’ll bring him back to do a cameo as a really really old man in generation 4. Still just running around in his flippers.

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