Chapter 2.9- Toe Disease

22 Nov

Warning: This post is rated B for Butts.


Velma: Where did all the light go?


Oscar: I don’t know but MUUUUUAH!


*Muah muah muah slobber squelch!*

But seriously, welcome back to Zombies and Yu, and I have no idea where all the light went. It’s still the same day as when we ended last chapter and it’s still morning, but shit’s all dark now, so whatevs.


Oh look, they’ve finally detached their faces.

Velma: This place is fun, but we should go home.

Oscar: Yeah, we kind of abandoned our garden.


Oscar and Velma make their way back to the beach to get their filthy hick clothes. Then they run home, where they’re super stoked to see their tomatoes are peeking out of the ground.


They don’t wander off again, but spend the next few weeks tending their plants, fishing, getting firewood, that kinda stuffs.


The summer days are hot, so sometimes they just stay in and enjoy each other’s company.


Sometimes they REALLY enjoy each other’s company.


Oscar: Damn gurl you fly. But seriously, I could spend the rest of my life out here living with you like this.


They fall asleep next to each other in the early afternoon when it gets too hot to be awake, and wake up in the middle of the night when the air is cool and damp.


Velma had been having a hard time sleeping lately. She knew they were safe, but she always seemed to wake up before Oscar.


Oscar: Morning lovely, what are you doing up?

Velma: I was hungry… I’m going to put a shirt on and then we can cook breakfast okay?

Oscar: Are you cold?

Velma: I’m okay, I’ll be there in a second.


Oscar: This fish is gonna be THE SHIZNIT.

Velma: …

Oscar: Yo, you’re kind of freaking me out with that blank stare.

Velma: I’m just hungry.


After breakfast, Oscar heads off to go fishing.

Velma: Oscar wait!


Velma: Don’t freak out. Please.

Oscar: Let me guess…


Oscar: You have an infectious disease growing between your toes?

Velma: Shut up.

Oscar: You have a secret fetish for kayakers?

Velma: Oh my god.

Oscar: It’s the toe disease, isn’t it?

Velma: You knocked me up, you fucker.


Oscar: Phew! Babies are way cuter than your toes!

Velma: You’re not worried about this?


Oscar: Nah girl. We’ll handle it.


They spend the rest of the night/morning sitting around just hanging out and talking about what they might need to do before the baby comes.


This is Oscar’s decision.

Well actually it’s my decision, because I’ve never actually made my sims streak before, and it just seems like something he would do.

Pregnant sims can’t streak =( When I’m pregnant one day, I’m gonna streak all the time.


After a few weeks Velma’s belly starts to show, and Oscar has to beg her to stay home and do less dangerous work.


He handles the tough stuff, because pregnant women and sharks do not mix well.


Sharky: I will eat your fetus.


Oscar is very in tune with Velma’s pregnancy, and has been having really weird sympathy cravings. He downs bottles of honey like highschoolers down raspberry vodka.


Ain’t he a sweetie??

One day he takes off to go fishing, only to bring back something unexpected.


She had rolled a wish for this, so I thought I’d help Oscar out with getting her a nice gift =)


It ends up being a pretty decent place to chill out and bake a baby.


Oscar is beyond excited for the baby, and won’t


leave it




His excitement keeps her excited, but when he’s not there Velma sinks into worry and sads.


Near the end of the pregnancy, Velma is spending even more time laying down and staying away from difficult tasks. She’s frequently grumpy and Oscar has to be extra funny to keep her happy.



Velma: OMG OWW!




Velma: Ahhhh!

Oscar: Ahhhh!

Velma: Ahhhh!

Oscar: Ahhhh!


Baby: Wahhhh!

Velma: OhgodohgodOscartakeit!


Oscar: Oh man, she is the coolest!

Velma: I need to lay down.


So an exhausted Velma crashes in a pile of blankets, and Oscar sits and rocks with his adorable daughter.


Looks like Generation 3 is here guys!! Ain’t she precious? She’s brave and hot-headed, kinda like mama, and she likes blue. I don’t even care what kind of food or music these sims like, cause they don’t get to be choosy about that kind of stuff during the apocalypse.

Sooo turns out this post was also rated B for Babies ❤


5 Responses to “Chapter 2.9- Toe Disease”

  1. Purplehamsterz November 26, 2013 at 6:45 am #

    Awww, adorable! I was worried for a sec that Velma wouldn’t make it like Emelie, but I’m glad it went OK – funny how we can get so attached to pixels! I can’t wait to see how she grows up, and I bet Velma makes the most kickass mum ever!

    • thronepie November 26, 2013 at 10:46 am #

      I’m glad it went okay too! I love Velma so much. And I really like the new baby too!


  2. ivanasims March 8, 2015 at 5:41 pm #

    I am so glad Velma didn’t die! And that they have a girl! sweet! 🙂

    • thronepie March 8, 2015 at 5:48 pm #

      You’re really ambitious reading this much in one day! It’s kind of fun for me to see where you are with it 🙂

      • ivanasims March 8, 2015 at 6:59 pm #

        I like it! it’s very well written! 🙂

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