Chapter 2.12- AND WE DANCED.

7 Jan

Hey all! I’m back into real life after the holidays, so I figure it’s time for the Yu crew to do the same!

Chapter 2.12! It’s kind of a milestone. Remember what happened in 1.12? Um, yeah, Daniel died. So by the end of this post, Oscar will have beaten the legacy record of most posts survived by an heir!

Unless he dies, dun dun dun!

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 Oscar has decided that it’s time he made a conscious effort to get back on friendly terms with Jemyn. He knows he’s been avoiding eye contact and making things awkward, so he decides to start by being friendly.

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 Oscar: Morning!

Jemyn: Uh, good morning!

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 Downstairs, he settles Noemi into her crib and gets to work. Jemyn comes down to start work shortly after.

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 Oscar: Hey, I haven’t eaten yet and was thinking of whipping up some breakfast. Would you want some too?

Jemyn: I guess… sure.

Oscar: Cool.

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Yeah…. the health and safety inspectors around here are mostly just like

idgaf.

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Anwyay, he makes some sort of breaded fish type of delicacy, which he’s pretty damn proud of.

Oscar can feel the tension Jemyn is giving off, and wills himself to appear calm. Instead his heart pounds in his chest and his brain scrambles for something to say. He starts to sweat, and stays silent.

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…….awkwaaaaard.

Jemyn: ….this is really good. Thanks.

Oscar: Yeah no problem.

……………

Because I can only handle so much awkwardness at a time, let’s now direct our attention to the top right corner of the last image, where something freakin weird is going on.

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AND WE DANCED.

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AND WE CRIED.

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AND WE LAUGHED.

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AND HAD A REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD TIME.

TAKE MY HAND.

LET’S HAVE A BLAST.

AND REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIIIIIVES.

If you watch the music video and turn it up really loud, you can be a disco zombie too.

Wanna go see how Oscar and Jemyn are doing? No?

Well let’s go anyways.

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Oscar: Shit is so god damn weird around here that I’m just gonna be blunt. Can we just be on friendly terms? I don’t want to be awkward anymore.

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Jemyn: It’s just that… I don’t know how to react to you. I really waited for you and knew you’d come back. And you did, but in a way you also didn’t.

Oscar: I know, Jem. I’m really sorry. Things have been really messed up for me, I’ve been really hurt. I want to be what you want, but I just can’t right now.

Jemyn: That’s okay, I get it.

Oscar: I really just want for us to be normal around each other though. Can we do that?

Jemyn: Of course we can. I don’t like it when things are weird either.

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Soooo they finished up their breakfast feeling much better about everything, and then Oscar went back to work. His shitty computer had broken, so he kinda had to fix it. I was VERY RELIEVED when he didn’t electrocute himself, cause I just couldn’t handle him dying on post number twelve.

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Anyway, he heads home with Noemi cause she’s supposed to age up today and he can’t wait.

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He got a nice new deerskin rug for the living room, and it’s a great spot to let her hang out while he reads.

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Then, he notices she’s aging up and comes over to watch.

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And he stands RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, Oscar omg why would you do that.

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And here she is! This is post-makeover. God she looks like her mother.

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She grows up into a messy-haired girl with dark green eyes.

I will confess, I edited Noemi’s eye color. ONLY BECAUSE she had the default green eyes, and default eye colors are for peasants. So I just changed it to a more natural looking green color. Not so coincidentally, it is also my eye color.

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Side view. I’m gonna say she’s for sure got Velma’s nose. I think it’s gonna be Oscar’s eye shape though, just based on looking at the sliders. She got Velma’s darker hair, and Oscar’s vampire pale skin he inherited from Emelie.

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So yeah, Noemi’s 2 cute 4 U.

Oscar loves to play with her and giggle with her.

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She’s got a feisty temperament, and screams when she’s tickled instead of laughs.

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Her favorite thing is to be thrown dangerously high into the air. The higher Oscar throws her, the shriller her squeals of delight become.

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Noemi is very attached to her daddy, and loves lots of cuddles before bed.

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This picture is just for cuteness value.

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Noemi mostly just does all the toddler things you’re supposed to do, like learn to walk.

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And learn to pee in a bowl.

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And learn to talk in this fun contraption.

I dunno man, I think toddlers are the cutest ever, but they’re a really boring stage. There’s nothing you can really do with them but learn shit.

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Oscar is usually so busy chasing Noemi around and teaching her things that the house has really fallen into disrepair.

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He’s a slob, so he doesn’t care, but when you don’t even have time to address your exploding sink for like two years of your child’s life, you know you’re having a hard time with your responsibilities.

Can you tell I was in a dweeby mood when I wrote this? Cause I was. Oscar and Jemyn were just trying to have a nice heart to heart and here I am spamming everyone with Macklemore and disco police.

Get a grip, me.

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5 Responses to “Chapter 2.12- AND WE DANCED.”

  1. mindychinchilla January 7, 2014 at 3:10 pm #

    Great legacy! Hilarious, original, and just plain entertaining — looking forward to what comes next!

    • thronepie January 7, 2014 at 3:25 pm #

      Thank you!!

  2. Purplehamsterz January 15, 2014 at 12:56 pm #

    Noemi is so adorable! I can tell she’s going to be kickass when she grows up. And yay for Oscar living! That “dun dun dun!” scared me!
    Great as ever 🙂

    • thronepie January 15, 2014 at 4:13 pm #

      I too was thrilled that Oscar has survived thus far. Noemi is pretty cool!

  3. ivanasims March 8, 2015 at 6:02 pm #

    Noemi is a very pretty toddler, can’t wait to see her all grown up. *struggles not to preek forward and read in order*

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